Hakuoki Review: Or, Why I’d Never Marry Tom Cruise

Mar 26

Hakuoki Review: Or, Why I’d Never Marry Tom Cruise

About a year ago, Aksys Games (the same people who brought us BLAZBLUE and 999) put up a poll on their website. The poll asked two simple questions: 1) If we released an Otome game (a specific type of visual novel where you play as a female trying to snag a man), would you buy it? 2) Pick from a list of Otome games which you’d be most interested in… The...

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999 Gush Part 4: All Is Explained In The End(s)

Apr 22

999 Gush Part 4: All Is Explained In The End(s)

Warning: the following article contains massive spoilers for Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors. The intended audience is a) people who have reached the True End and b) people who have no intention of ever playing 999 but want to learn more about it anyway. This article will be broken into seven sections. The first six sections will be one for each ending,...

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999 Gush Part 3: Character Profiles (w/ hidden spoiler text!)

Apr 21

999 Gush Part 3: Character Profiles (w/ hidden spoiler text!)

The following article, unlike the previous, is safe to read without any fear of spoilage. The spoilerific parts of the article are coded as invisible text; highlight to read, don’t highlight to maintain your blessed ignorance. Sources include: 999 itself and Aksys Games’ Q&A with Kotaro Uchikoshi NONARY GAME PARTICIPANTS Bracelet Number:...

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999 Gush Part 2: Ice-9, Morphogenetic Fields, Other Miracles

Apr 20

999 Gush Part 2: Ice-9, Morphogenetic Fields, Other Miracles

Warning: the following article contains spoilers related to Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors (DS). Not the kind that would ruin the big twists at the end, but the kind of thing you really shouldn’t know until you witness it in-game. I have a little brother whom I love dearly. In my eyes, he is nearly flawless. He is smart, he is industrious, and he is a...

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999 Gush Part 1: Nonary Evangelism

Apr 18

999 Gush Part 1: Nonary Evangelism

As mentioned in our last podcast, the most recent game to break the top 10 on my spreadsheet of “RPG-ish games I’ve beaten” is 999: NINE HOURS, NINE PERSONS, NINE DOORS. If you’ve stumbled onto this article, know that it is the first of a few I’ll be writing about the game. And it will be the only one that is spoiler-free. This DS...

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